Femme Fatale

There is no light at the end of the tunnel. Not even the slightest breeze. It’s still, it’s quiet, it’s dark. There is absolutely nothing for me to do, nothing that I CAN do. Except to wait…..and wait……and wait…..

The world has come to an end.

Okay, the world has not come to an end for eveyone….but it has for me.

Somehow, a huge, ugly, white blob has managed to form right under my left nostril, filled with fierce, poisonous puss, just waiting to spew out when the white volcano errupts, leaving nothing but angry, boiling toxins flowing out, killing and eating up everything in its way. And once it has coursed through its path, the once-ugly, white blob would be gone, leaving nothing but a slight reddish mark, the only sign that there once existed a huge, ugly white blob filled with poisonous puss.

Unfortunately for me, this volcano which has so conveniently attached itself on my face, under my nose, is not even near to erruption. And it has been like that for the pass week.

And if it doesn’t disappear in the next 2 days, I swear I will HANG myself! I have a wedding dinner to attend on Saturday night (today is already Thursday) and it is like a very important dinner as I will be meeting the boyfriend’s friends for the first time ever and I absolutely CANNOT allow them to see me with this fugly looking parasite at the bottom of my NOSE!!!!

Oh gawd….if it doesn’t go away anytime soon before Saturday, I don’t know what I’m going to do to myself. I might as well just call the hangman to come get me now cause there is OBVIOUSLY no bloody way it’s gonna errupt by Saturday!

*WAIL*!!!!

My life is ending! There is no more reason to live. There is no more reason to go and face the world. I might as well just walk around with a doggie bag over my face!

I might as well just dig a hole right now and bury myself in it. Or go find a cave in Tibet and NEVER come out EVER!

Anything is better than having this THING under my nose!

And to make it all worse, it looks like a FUCKING piece of nose shit stuck there!

LIFE IS JUST SOOOOOOO UNFAIR TO ME!!!!

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