Femme Fatale

I don’t understand why it’s soooo fucking cold in the office….*sniff*….How do they expect us to work in this environment. What? Just because there’s no winter in Malaysia, they decided to make it winter in the office izzit?….*sniff*….

My fingernails have all turned an ugly, fucking purple, man. Even with my jacket on, I can’t type properly. And I’m like fucking chattering when I fucking talk….*sniff*…..why can’t they just turn the fucking temperature up?!

I mean, everything in this office is fucking freezing. The office temperature. The people working here (well, not ALL the people working here but most of them are damn fucking cold - they only use you when they need you, and after that, dump you aside), the top level management people are living, walking, icicle tubes, dammit, and they just throw tonnes and tonnes of ice blocks on you whenever they feel like it - like eg. I was told only last minute that I have to handle the launch for Live @ KL (our new office-cum-events venue in KL) like last evening. I mean, I’m doing fucking PR for my own department, and it’s ONLY the two of us, and as it is, Pearlz and I are already up to our necks. ONLY two of us and we have to bring in new clients, service existing clients, do freebies for boss’s friends, be internal support for fellow colleague’s accounts, do internal PR for the company (the list just goes on) and the both of us are just about this close to pissing off! - hell, even the furniture in this fucking freezer can’t keep anyone warm!

*Sniff*…..any colder and the liquid in my nose might just turn into icicles too. It’s sooooo fucking cold in here that Pearlz has been walking to the toilet for like a squillion times (technically speaking, of course) and I’m thinking, can that keep anyone warm? I’m just too fucking lazy to get off my frozen ass to go to the loo because if I did that, I might eventually just freeze standing there.

Heh! Ironic, huh? Office is suppose to be a fucking hell-hole….not a fucking freezer.

Well, well…..finally….HELL FREEZES OVER.

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