Lesson 1: How to Read Femme Fatale’s Blogs

Judging from the phone calls that ‘other’ and I have received since I posted up my latest blog: It Wasn’t Me, I guess I am left with no choice but to leave here a few pointers on how to read my Blogs.

  1. Femme Fatale ALWAYS blogs from her point of view, whether or not it’s related to her. So, whatever you read, may or may not be related to her personal life, but perhaps to the lives of those closest to her instead.
  2. Femme Fatale ALWAYS uses the word ‘I‘ when blogging about the lives of others. This is done to protect the feelings of those involved.
  3. Femme Fatale is NOT a real person. She’s a character used for blogging, therefore, all blogs blogged naturally does NOT have to be related to the owner of this blog character.
  4. Femme Fatale’s character is NOT the same as the owner of this blog (she’s the bitchier version - but only while blogging).
  5. Femme Fatale tends to over-dramatize sometimes - so DON’T believe everything she blogs.
  6. Femme Fatale is FEMALE - she BITCHES.

Get it?

8 Responses to “Lesson 1: How to Read Femme Fatale’s Blogs”

  1. Eugene Says:

    7. Femme Fatale is also self-obsessed :p

  2. Kris G Says:

    gee….thanks, Eugene

  3. Ruben Says:

    I think Femme Fatale is more fun when compared to her clumsy double… but if she really is Queen B and all then why bother with the lessons?

  4. Eugene Says:

    u’r welcome!

  5. Belinda Says:

    I MISS U SO MUCH!!!

  6. Belinda Says:

    *BitchY* or *ClumsY*… I still miss u…

  7. Kris G Says:

    I miss you too, Bel! sooooo much! unlike my two buddies here….*sigh*….

  8. Eugene Says:

    Girl! I miss u too. Miss hearing your klutzy stories! :> catch ya some time later kays?

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